I still remember faking sick when I was a kid. I’d rub my forehead until it was red, wait a few minutes, walk into my parent’s room and raspily say “I don’t feel so good.”
Queue sad puppy face.
Of course, I was never actually sick when I did this once or twice (okay maybe 50 times). I just really wanted to go back to sleep.
I love sleeping. And yet I’m terrible at it.
To top it off, I’m a lifelong unwilling subscriber to having dark circles under my eyes.…