• 5 Unusual Things That Might Be Ruining Your Sleep

    I still remember faking sick when I was a kid. I’d rub my forehead until it was red, wait a few minutes, walk into my parent’s room and raspily say “I don’t feel so good.

    Queue sad puppy face.

    Of course, I was never actually sick when I did this once or twice (okay maybe 50 times). I just really wanted to go back to sleep.

    I love sleeping. And yet I’m terrible at it.

    To top it off, I’m a lifelong unwilling subscriber to having dark circles under my eyes.…

  • Night Owls: Why People Should Say Thanks for Saving Humanity

    Beep. Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

    There goes the damn General Electric Digital Clock Radio, model 7–4612, that everyone had in their homes for decades. The stuff of nightmares, I say.

    Because I was, am, and forever will be a night owl.

    We, the sleepless beasts of night that hover in the dark alleys smoking, jogging around silently, closing the bars out, and writing the stories of nightmares and dreams. Or sometimes both.

    I think it’s about time we are owed a simple “thank you” from humanity.…